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People age even when you're not looking.
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The only time anyone's admitted they were a Christian before was when they were busy telling me why they're better than me.
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In the end, we decide if we're remembered for what happened to us or for what we did with it.
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A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted.
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I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts.
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It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be.
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That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.
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Success only hurts the first time.
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Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.
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The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense.
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The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.
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Slow and steady wins the race, then wastes no time grinding salt-caked glass in your open wounds.
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Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them?
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We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes.