Michael Feldman Quotes
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When I was a kid, I hated being talked to as a kid. I don't know if all kids feel that way, but I seem to remember awful things in the crib, something like people doing baby talk in the crib and sticking their big, fat faces in there and scaring me. So I always talk to kids as if they were a person.
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It's not just dead men who tell no tales. Live ones don't have much to say for themselves, either.
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I was always a fan of Groucho Marx as a kid.
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The goal for me has always been to learn how to express myself in radio and to have fun doing it and work with whatever contingencies arise.
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I was the class innuendist.
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I really like Wisconsin. I enjoy it. I enjoy the people. I enjoy the fact that it's not L.A. or New York. And there's some sense of normalcy here - people having children in homes they can somewhat afford to live in.
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I can only approach things indirectly, or I can't approach them at all.
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I don't feel like a 40-year-old. I feel more like four 10-year-olds, each pulling in a different direction.
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I don't think anybody should do what they do in hopes of being successful. But I always expect myself to be successful at things. And if I'm not, I feel bad. I don't care for failure. I've failed at a number of things, and it's not my favorite state of mind. So I prefer success.
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I tell people my only successful long-term relationship was with Jim Packard. He was my rock. I didn't realize how codependent I was.