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Well, maybe I'm not so emotionally dysfunctional after all.
Ian Kelsey -
Oh, what a better way to express your love than a plasticbag full of air.
Ian Kelsey
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You said love, I say chemical imbalance.
Ian Kelsey -
Besides, old ladies are always right. That's how they get to be so old. It's one of those things.
Ian Kelsey -
You see, deep down beneath my superficial and shallow exterior, I'm really very superficial and shallow.
Ian Kelsey -
My sense of romance stretches a little further than a barrage balloon.
Ian Kelsey