Carl Hiaasen Quotes
The first rule of hurricane coverage is that every broadcast must begin with palm trees bending in the wind.

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Women are the first to jump on what is fashionable.
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I made my first movie when I was five.
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So most astronauts getting ready to lift off are excited and very anxious and worried about that explosion - because if something goes wrong in the first seconds of launch, there's not very much you can do.
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The first thing you have to do is accept that decay sets in and there's nothing you can do about it.
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I am a being of Heaven and Earth, of thunder and lightning, of rain and wind, of the galaxies.
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I love to clean my ears. I've heard that you're not supposed to do it every day, but I throw caution to the wind for some quality time with a strong Q-Tip.
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Obamacare was passed months before my first day at Komen.
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Why are there trees I never walk under but large and melodious thoughts descend upon me?
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The cobs were delivered to a big pile. We were one of the first to feed corn cobs to cattle.
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I see the first lady as another means to keep a president from becoming isolated.
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I was in Charlotte, N.C., when they launched the NBA team there, the Charlotte Hornets. And the first guy to roll into town was Carolina native Michael Jordan.
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My first interest in baseball is the welfare of baseball itself. My second is the Cincinnati Reds, and my third is Warren Giles.
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I remember once, actually the first race I ran, I fell.
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I wrote my first novel when my daughter was about six months old.
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The first money I have been offered was as District Officer Ba.
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If I recall correctly, I think I signed my first contract with Tor in 1983.
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I was pretty young, but because of that first record, 'Cole Espanol,' we took our first trip - well, my first trip - to Mexico.
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'Breathe In' was such a big deal for me. It was my first anything. Before that, I was going through 'Backstage Magazine' and applying for student films.
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I sang in 'Waiting for Guffman,' and I sang in 'A Mighty Wind.' I can carry a tune, but I don't like that Broadway singing.
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The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.
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The Confederacy stands for slavery and the Union for freedom.
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I'm always honest, whether I'm in the limelight or not.
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Although computer-generated artificial intelligence eludes us, artificial stupidity has been perfected.
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The first rule of hurricane coverage is that every broadcast must begin with palm trees bending in the wind.