Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
		
	
	
		
	
	
	
		I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
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		I like to prove people wrong.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Zach LaVine
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		But I'm the sort of person who, if certain structures topple, it could all go horribly wrong.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Patrick Marber
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		The Kiss scene was attempted three times. The first was in a peculiar spot of the fort on the ground level. It felt forced to me, and I knew right away that, in spite of what others were saying, it was dead wrong.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Madeleine Stowe
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I'm either enjoying myself or I'm not. And if I'm not enjoying myself, something's gone terribly wrong.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Patrick deWitt
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		One thing I hear a lot is, 'Dude, my mom loves your record,' or 'I got it for my dad for Christmas.' I'm essentially doing dad rock. Which is great, because I love Steely Dan, you know? Nothing wrong with dad rock!
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Mac DeMarco
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Five wives can't all be wrong.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
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		If I wasn't acting, I would sail professionally. Nowhere specific, but I'd sail to Bermuda, South Africa, ya know, get paid to race in Regattas, I think that'd be pretty rad.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Jack Falahee
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Vengeance is without foresight.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Napoleon Bonaparte
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		The trick is, after all, obvious. The Theist takes terms that can apply to sentient life alone, and applies them to the universe at large. He talks about means, that is, the deliberate planning to achieve certain ends, and then says that as there are means there must be ends. Having, unperceived, placed the rabbit in the hat, he is able to bring it forth to the admiration of his audience.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Chapman Cohen
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Though Americans talk a good deal about the virtue of being serious, they generally prefer people who are solemn over people who are serious. In politics, the rare candidate who is serious, like Adlai Stevenson, is easily overwhelmed by one who is solemn, like General Eisenhower. This is probably because it is hard for most people to recognize seriousness, which is rare, especially in politics, but comfortable to endorse solemnity, which is as commonplace as jogging.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Russell Baker
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Jack Roy