Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.

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I love playing live, I don't like studios all that much. I need the reaction of the audience.
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Village cricket spread fast through the land.
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No matter what political reasons are given for war, the underlying reason is always economic.
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The fidelity question is difficult for me. Society has made us believe we're supposed to be monogamous when we're not killer whales, or whatever the monogamous species is.
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I remember looking back on a photo of me... wearing a suit that was, like, two sizes too big for me. I think a lot of guys don't know what fits.
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I adore Bette Davis and Vivien Leigh, but more because they were good actresses. That's what makes me interested in them, that they didn't present themselves as idols; they were just doing their jobs.
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England was the first true colonial power to use its dominion over a large part of Africa, the Middle East, Asia, Australia, North America, and many Caribbean islands, in the first half of the 20th century.
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I have been in more classrooms than any legislator will ever walk into in their lives, and I see wonderful, caring, dedicated teaching out there.
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The city has to do what any citizen or family does, when you have a dream. You tighten your belt. You sacrifice some luxuries. Above all, you don't waste a dime.
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I believe in doing what I am best at.
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I've been reading titles from IDW for probably as long as they've been in existence. 'Ninja Turtles' is one of my all-time favorite properties ever. I also love, love, love 'Locke & Key.' I also love some of the things they do with pre-existing properties like 'Transformers' and 'Ghostbusters.'
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I hate to say it, but there seems to have been some sort of dumbing down as far as movies go.
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I must have good genes from my parents because I feel no slowdown of energy, enthusiasm or even memory.
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When I was in high school, we used to do 15-20 hours of dance per week, and then when you graduate, you don't have that much time on your hands anymore.
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That's what we're striving for, making us a contender in every race.
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We no longer claim that a genuinely religious government can be democratic, but that it cannot be otherwise.
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In politics... never retreat, never retract... never admit a mistake.
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I think several generations of my family had novels in the drawer. You know the montage in 'The Royal Tenenbaums' where each character has produced some sort of minor work? It was like having a magician in the household.
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I've got a book of poetry by the bed, one of these big collections that goes back to the Greeks and Romans.
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You can collect all the plastic bottle caps you want as long as you give me the money so we can get off this death trap, find somewhere else and have tremendous fun screwing that up as well.
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Children frequently sing meaningful phrases to themselves over and over again before they learn to make a distinction between singing and saying.
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No member of the animal kingdom nurses past maturity, no member of the animal kingdom ever did a thing to me. Its why I don't eat red meat or white fish, don't give me no blue cheese. Were all members of the animal kingdom, leave your brothers and sisters in the sea.
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I'm a guy desperately in need of buffers. I have big feelings, big reactions, big emotions. All the things that serve me as an artist, but challenge me as a socially-responsible human being.
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Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.