Dane Cook Quotes
I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'

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I had 45 amateur fights, and I was able to win two national titles in those three years as an amateur.
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The McCain-Feingold limit on how much you give a candidate didn't really work because people found ways to get around it.
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The critical principle demanded an examination, for instance, of the contribution of different periods, thus to some extent embarking on historical linguistics.
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I went to the Technion and studied with Avram Hershko. I found it more exciting than practicing medicine.
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I've lived in New York for a really long time.
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God is not accustomed to refusing a good gift to those who ask for one. Since he is good, and especially to those who are faithful to him, let us hold fast to him with all our soul, our heart, our strength, and so enjoy his light and see his glory and possess the grace of supernatural joy.
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I drink tons of water. It always sounds like the lamest thing, but there's a reason you keep hearing this over and over again. It really works.
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The lovers of romance can go elsewhere for satisfaction but where can the lovers of truth turn if not to history?
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The universe will put signposts in your life. You can either ignore them or embrace them. You can choose and wish for all the things you want, but the things that are coming to you, you will never be able to hide from and the things that you want so bad that are not supposed to be for you for whatever reason, they'll never come to you.
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Between Prince and my dad's fusion-jazz records, I didn't have a choice in being funky.
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I was poor. When you're poor you work, and when you're rich you expect somebody to hand it to you. So I think being reasonably poor is very good for people.
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I view myself as a male artist.
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It's really important, especially for young girls, to see that if you fall down, you get back up. If you get sick, you get back up. People are going to say what they want.
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The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.
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While the miser is merely a capitalist gone mad, the capitalist is a rational miser.
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I think that was the case here. We just wanted it to be good for everybody.
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So the storm passed and every one was happy.
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The rest of us are still trying to find ways to live in the world with spirit-ual values. Myself included. We've learned certain skills, we've learned to prevail somewhat, but we've not made it over the mountain.
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I had a really good feeling about that match. You know, they are good friends, and Chris had to feel really relaxed because of being out there with Tiger.
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I had an apartment on Long Beach Blvd and San Vicente in Long Beach, California. That was the apartment I done 'Regulate' in. I had all my equipment set up in the bedroom, a vocal booth in the bathroom and in the closet, and that's where we created it. I had an MPC 60, a Numark mixer, and a Technics 1200, and a ton of records.
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The truth is we just have a normal life, because we do have a church where our children are growing up pastor's children. And we just try to keep it really normal.
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In truth, I've never been a big superhero fan. I don't mind some of the movies, and a couple of the cartoons were alright - that Batman series from the early nineties where Mark Hamill voiced the Joker is sweetness. But largely, I've not really had much time for superheroes.
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Why did you do all this for me?' he asked. 'I don't deserve it. I've never done anything for you.' 'You have been my friend,' replied Charlotte. 'That in itself is a tremendous thing.
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I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'