Dane Cook Quotes
I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'

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I had 45 amateur fights, and I was able to win two national titles in those three years as an amateur.
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The McCain-Feingold limit on how much you give a candidate didn't really work because people found ways to get around it.
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The critical principle demanded an examination, for instance, of the contribution of different periods, thus to some extent embarking on historical linguistics.
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I went to the Technion and studied with Avram Hershko. I found it more exciting than practicing medicine.
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I've lived in New York for a really long time.
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God is not accustomed to refusing a good gift to those who ask for one. Since he is good, and especially to those who are faithful to him, let us hold fast to him with all our soul, our heart, our strength, and so enjoy his light and see his glory and possess the grace of supernatural joy.
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I drink tons of water. It always sounds like the lamest thing, but there's a reason you keep hearing this over and over again. It really works.
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You have the core hip-hop, which would just be beats and breaks, more something like what you hear with DJ Premier. Then you get into the more highly produced hip-hop, which is something like what DJ Khaled does. But at some point, it starts to get kind of pop.
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The lovers of romance can go elsewhere for satisfaction but where can the lovers of truth turn if not to history?
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The universe will put signposts in your life. You can either ignore them or embrace them. You can choose and wish for all the things you want, but the things that are coming to you, you will never be able to hide from and the things that you want so bad that are not supposed to be for you for whatever reason, they'll never come to you.
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Between Prince and my dad's fusion-jazz records, I didn't have a choice in being funky.
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I was poor. When you're poor you work, and when you're rich you expect somebody to hand it to you. So I think being reasonably poor is very good for people.
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I view myself as a male artist.
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It's really important, especially for young girls, to see that if you fall down, you get back up. If you get sick, you get back up. People are going to say what they want.
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The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.
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While the miser is merely a capitalist gone mad, the capitalist is a rational miser.
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I think that was the case here. We just wanted it to be good for everybody.
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So the storm passed and every one was happy.
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I don't have ugly ducklings turning into swans in my stories. I have ugly ducklings turn into confident ducks.
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My parents didn't want me to go into show business. They were afraid of what would happen if I didn't succeed. They wanted me to get married and have babies. I never saw marriage and family in my life.
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The vanities of all others may gradually die out, but the vanity of a saint regarding his sainthood is hard indeed to wear away.
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I want to do as little as possible when I finish playing ball - just spend a lot more time with my family.
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I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'