Norm Crosby (Norman Lawrence Crosby) Quotes
Every city you go to has television and radio talk shows that are dying to give young comics a showcase. They all want to be able to say that so-and-so started here, got his first break on this show.
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For some reason, men in politics seem to have a bunch of charisma, and women drop around their feet. I haven't noticed that so much for me and men.
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It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
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The good thing about being an actress is that it's very children-friendly. I can work for three months, and then I can have six months off.
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Most virtue is a demand for greater seduction.
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As I always like to keep in mind about everything: Don't fight the trend.
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People like to see honest persons. So I certainly will advise many young people who want to participate in politics, honesty is the best policy.
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There were no dissidents then in the USSR because they were all killed.
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I dropped out of Oxford, and now I only speak Russian with the woman who gives me a bikini-wax. See what Hollywood does to you?
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Things do not pass for what they are, but for what they seem. Most things are judged by their jackets.
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One would think that plants belonging to the same genus would always produce identical or at least similar oils. But this is by no means so.
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Is it hard for the reader to believe that suicides are sometimes committed to forestall the committing of murder? There is no doubt of it. Nor is there any doubt that murder is sometimes committed to avert suicide.
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Working opposite Max Greenfield is the best job in the world. He's just incredible.
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In the West there has always been the attempt to try make the religious building, whether it's a Medieval or Renaissance church, an eternal object for the celebration of God. The material chosen, such as stone, brick, or concrete, is meant to eternally preserve what is inside.
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To have art suppressed is very dangerous to society.
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They consistently hobble artists' in the name of selling more units then are surprised when the fans don't buy the lukewarm music this produces. So they then drop the artist.
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I found this out over the years, that racism is a thinly veiled disguise over economics and money. It really is.
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I am a friend of Adventist people and a lover of truth.
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The sun, with all those planets revolving around it and dependent on it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it had nothing else in the universe to do.
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Carnegie Hall was real fabulous, but you know, it ain't as big as the Grand Ole Opry.
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The U.S. has become the most egregious war-monger and terrorist nation in the world, as well as the long-time leading purveyor of weapons of war throughout the world, and because here at home, we have 50 million of our citizens living in poverty, one in four children surviving on Food Stamps, a collapsing education system, poor health care, and many other disasters, none of which can be addressed as long as the country keeps pouring trillions of dollars into war and militarism. This madness and criminality must end!
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Watch people, because you can fake for a long time, but one day you're gonna show yourself to be a phony.
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I don’t want to do a cocktail party. I’d rather people left my shows and vomited.
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Don’t waste your time on sweet formalities. Just show me your originality.
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Every city you go to has television and radio talk shows that are dying to give young comics a showcase. They all want to be able to say that so-and-so started here, got his first break on this show.
