Milton Berle Quotes
A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, Are you comfortable? The man answers, I make a nice living.
Quotes to Explore
-
But what you realise after you've been in the business for a while is that people develop opinions about you that don't have anything to do with your music, they like or dislike you for a million reasons, they like or dislike you for your last record.
-
Experience is a legitimate issue when John McCain raises it about Obama, and it's also legitimate for us to raise it about Palin.
-
The perfect normal person is rare in our civilization.
-
Unfortunately, there is still much to mine in this world and explore creatively.
-
As you know with the Arab Spring, there were no dividends.
-
As a black actress you've got to work doubly hard. But it doesn't ever get me to the point where I give up on myself. It just motivates me to be more prepared, focus and disciplined. That's why I care so much about doing black films and making sure that we represent and are represented correctly.
-
The friends I knew who tutored were well paid for work that seemed far less grueling than waitressing or late-night newspaper copy editing or all the other side gigs I attempted in my early twenties.
-
I won't do a role which children in my family cannot look up to.
-
Conflict is the beginning of consciousness.
-
Stephen Colbert used to be my friend. I even signed the poor baby's cast when he hurt his hand.
-
I think it kind of took being a character actor to kind of now enter into leading ladies.
-
I was a pretty nice kid. Kind of quiet, but quiet in terms I wasn't going out and setting fire to anything. I had a big mouth and I was creative type, you know.
-
When you're in a black group, you have to keep in mind you're not black. You just have to be sensitive. We have to be appreciative that the black nationalist struggle is a nationalist struggle.
-
Some anti-Americanism derives simply from our being a colossus that bestrides the earth. But much anti-Americanism derives from the role U.S. political, economic and military power has played in denying such freedoms to others.
-
Comparing science and religion isn't like comparing apples and oranges - it's more like apples and sewing machines.
-
Everybody is somebody, so you don't have to introduce anybody.
-
No one ever died from smoking marijuana, but millions of people have died by believing politicians. So why is marijuana outlawed while politicians are still legal?
-
… when we place our hope in worldly vanities, in money, in success. Then the Word of God says to us: 'Why do you seek the living among the dead?'. Why are you searching there? That thing cannot give you life! Yes, perhaps it will cheer you up for a moment, for a day, for a week, for a month … and then?
-
Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women.
-
There can be no rebirth without a dark night of the soul, a total annihilation of all that you believed in and thought that you were.
-
A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, Are you comfortable? The man answers, I make a nice living.
