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Cynics are simply thwarted romantics.
William Goldman
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This is my favorite book in all the world, though I have never read it.
William Goldman
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Enough about my beauty," Buttercup said. "Everybody always talks about how beautiful I am. I've got a mind, Westley. Talk about that.
William Goldman
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There are always too few perfect breasts in this world; leave yours alone.
William Goldman
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And that's when she put her book down. And looked at me. And said it: "Life isn't fair, Bill. we tell our children that it is, but it's a terrible thing to do. It's not only a lie, it's a cruel lie. Life is not fair, and it never has been, and it's never going to be.
William Goldman
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Whoever invented the meeting must have had Hollywood in mind. I think they should consider giving Oscars for meetings: Best Meeting of the Year, Best Supporting Meeting, Best Meeting Based on Material from Another Meeting.
William Goldman
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I suppose I was dying again, so I asked the Lord of Permanent Affection for the strength to live the day. Clearly, the answer came in the affirmative." "I didn't know there was such a Fellow," Buttercup said. "Neither did I, in truth, but if He didn't exist, I didn't much want to either.
William Goldman
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You're alive!" Fezzik cried. The man in black sat immobile, like a ventriloquist's dummy, just his mouth moving. "That is perhaps the most childishly obvious remark I have ever come across.
William Goldman
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Westley and I are joined by the bond of love and you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords.
William Goldman
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Flailing and thrashing, Buttercup wept and tossed and paced and wept some more, and there have been three great cases of jealousy since David of Galilee was first afflicted with the emotion when he could no longer stand the fact that his neighbor Saul's cactus outshone his own. (Originally, jealousy pertained solely to plants, other people's cactus or ginkgoes, or, later, when there was grass, grass, which is why, even to this day, we say that someone is green with jealousy.) Buttercup's case rated a close fourth on the all-time list. It was a very long and very green night.
William Goldman
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Inside and out, Westley's world was ripping apart and he could do nothing but crack along with it.
William Goldman
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He was the mighty Fezzik, lover of rhymes, and you did not give up, no matter what.
William Goldman
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i have come to terms with my life, and that is my affair - i am not cold, i swear, but i have decided certain things, it is best for me to ignore emotion; i have not been happy dealing with it.
William Goldman
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The infant is ten and he stays.
William Goldman
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There’s death coming up, and you better understand this:some of the wrong people die.Be ready for it.
William Goldman
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Being a screenwriter is not enough for a full creative life.
William Goldman
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There is no room in my body for anything but you.
William Goldman
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I have stayed these years in my hovel because of you. I have taught myself languages because of you. I have made my body strong because I thought you might be pleased by a strong body. I have lived my life with only the prayer that some sudden dawn you might glance in my direction. I have not known a moment in years when the sight of you did not send my heart careening against my rib cage. I have not known a night when your visage did not accompany me to sleep. There has not been a morning when you did not flutter behind my waking eyelids.
William Goldman
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Never argue with your wife about hostility when she's a certified Freudian.
William Goldman
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Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.
William Goldman
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When was the last time you read a book? The truth now. And picture books don't count-I mean something with print in it.
William Goldman
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Nobody knows anything...... Not one person in the entire motion picture field knows for a certainty what's going to work. Every time out it's a guess and, if you're lucky, an educated one.
William Goldman
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But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid - that had to mean something.
William Goldman
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I've been in the revenge buisness for so long, now that it's over I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.
William Goldman
