Alan Sepinwall Quotes

United States, Writer
October 19, 1973

Alan Sepinwall is an American television reviewer and writer. He spent 14 years as a columnist with The Star-Ledger in Newark until leaving the newspaper in 2010 to work for the entertainment news website HitFix. He then wrote for Uproxx, where he worked for two years. He now writes for Rolling Stone.

It's become almost a cliche at this point that movies in the general sense are the place you go for superheroes and explosions and TV is where you go for actual storytelling.

Alan Sepinwall
Over time, your quickness with a cocky rejoinder must have gotten you many punches in the face.

Alan Sepinwall
- Face
- Punches
- Quickness

You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.

Alan Sepinwall
- Morning
- Run
- Asshole
Barney’s movie had heart, but Football in the Groin had a football in the groin.

Alan Sepinwall
- Heart
- Movie
- Football
When I watch medical shows or other shows where characters die, it kind of bums me out.

Alan Sepinwall
- Shows
- Watch
- Bums Out
The closer you get to what's happening in TV now and the ways it's evolving, the more danger you get into.

Alan Sepinwall
- Danger
- TV
- Happening
We’d been going home with television every night for years, but suddenly we had reason to respect it in the morning.

Alan Sepinwall
Whatever looks ahead of grievous abominations and disorder, you and me walk into it together like always.

Alan Sepinwall
- Together
- Looks
- Walk