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Very important to celebrate victories, however tiny, I always say.
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I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.
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It's a real man who can go out with a woman who's taller than he is. That's an alpha male right there.
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No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.
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Get me a skinny frappuccino. I have no idea what that is - I would like to think you would be presented with a tiny Italian man.
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We are all unique, which makes us beautiful; so never despair, and just chill the hell out about it all.