Mojo Nixon Quotes
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I graduated from college in Ohio and bummed around for a while, and then I joined VISTA, which was a domestic Peace Corps kind of thing, and they sent me to Colorado.
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I love blacks and gays and latinos, as long as they don't live next door.
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Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn.
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People from outer space they come up to me, they don't look like Doctor Spock, they don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive. They look like Elvis.
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She was lying like a loaf of bread. I said, baby, baby, baby, are you dead?
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I thought I was the last American weirdo then I met Chris Chandler.
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Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.
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That's one of the problems with making music your business, it becomes a business. You're no longer just this kid who is a fan and going to see every show. I've been in a bar every night for the last 15 years. Going to see bands for me is work.
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I can't understand people calling themselves religious and being hateful. If a preacher is preaching hate, to fear God that's not religion, that's not helping humanity, that's organizing an army to defeat somebody.
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She's vibrator dependent.
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Me and Don Henley are fast acquaintances now, or something. He actually got on stage and sang with me.
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National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.
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When I look out into your faces, you know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one of you out there.
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I love you more than the pool hall, but not as much as football.
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Music Tele-Vision should be covered in jism.
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Tiffany is wrestling in Jell-O.
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I can fall asleep at any time and wake up at any time.
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Elvis, heal me, save me. Elvis, make me be born again in the perfect Elvis light.
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Rave music sounds like an electronic disco version of '30s Universal monster movies.
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You only live once, so off with them pants. Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance.