Tom Lehrer Quotes
And although I'm all for freedom of expression and against censorship, there are certain things I'm not willing to go to jail for.

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We need a president who is willing to uphold the law.
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Rahm Emanuel is, we are almost certain, a vampire.
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I thought Sarah Palin was the ultimate expression of comic outrageousness in a person.
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Most people figured I'd be in jail. I've been proving people wrong my whole life.
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The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.
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The early expression of my youth was filled with all the aspects of art.
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Whoever speaks of Europe is wrong: it is a geographical expression.
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More than anything, falling in love causes a certain female thing in a man to manifest, oddly enough.
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I hate that expression, 'fusion.' What it means to me is this movement where nothing ever really fused.
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There's nothing wrong with showing sexuality. If you have that inside, it's just an expression of who you are. If you want to share that with people, that's amazing. I love that.
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When you sing in English and Spanish, it's two completely different forms of expression and... even the people who don't speak Spanish love to hear me sing in Spanish.
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I've found that doing interviews forces you to face yourself; I'm constantly having to search within myself, to see why I do certain things.
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We live in the postmodern world, where everything is possible and almost nothing is certain.
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I have certain physical features that I favor over others. We all have our areas.
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Beyond a certain point, that was all a mother could do for her children - Hang around long enough to drive them crazy.
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Zuzana arched an eyebrow. She was a master of the eyebrow arch, and Karou envied her for it. Her own eyebrows did not function independently of each other, which handicapped her expressions of suspicion and disdain.
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There are certain things in this world we all have in common such as time. Everybody has sixty seconds to a minute, sixty minutes to an hour, twenty-four hours to a day. The difference is what we do with that time and how we use it.
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As in all things, it is terribly important to have a sense of priorities in what you do. And to make certain that priorities do not clash.
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Treat 'em like a prostitute, don't treat 'em well until your sure of the scoop.
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By staying focused on what I intend to create, by believing that the universe is all-providing, and by knowing that I'm worthy of the unlimited beneficence of the Source of being, I just keep attracting prosperity to me.
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I am much more my own man than I was when I was with the Stones.
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And, in nineteen seventy two Olympic Games I wasn't really going to be a star, and overnight I became a star.
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And although I'm all for freedom of expression and against censorship, there are certain things I'm not willing to go to jail for.