Al Jourgensen (Allen David Jourgensen) Quotes
I'm getting a bunch more face tattoos, because it doesn't look like I'm ever going to have to apply to a Walmart or Best Buy.

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If you want to steal a base, steal a base. Don't make the hitter swing at a bad pitch trying to protect the runner.
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I've always respected and appreciated Punk, but we never really hung out. We came from the same route, but we didn't necessarily hang out in the same circles. I've always had a great appreciation and respect for his hard work.
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I have great empathy for all the contestants that come on 'Top Chef,' whether they go home right away or they make it to the finish line. It's a very vulnerable position they put themselves in and I feel for them.
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Legislators should demand that we not go through the entire pension reform debate just to apply a band-aid when this patient needs a quadruple bypass.
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The administration is manufacturing a crisis that does not exist in order to dismantle Social Security.
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I hate parameters. They immediately alienate a bunch of people.
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I understand entertaining. You want people to walk out saying, 'I spent a night with interesting people.'
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'The Godfather' was the glorification of a bunch of bums who never existed.
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If you look at somebody like Sam Bee, she got to create her own thing without any expectations that there was a show there. That was probably liberating for them.
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I was always the new kid, and I got to know the language and the politics of being on the outside, looking in. Never being in the clique - always being a student of the clique, a subversive, and I could look around and identify the other guys who were excluded.
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I'm not a pundit. I don't want to be a pundit.
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Every reality show plot pales in comparison to our history.
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Of course, bankers were always interested in making money. But when bankers had clients, they bore some responsibility for the clients' welfare.
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The team which handles the pressure best, carries the day.
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Absolutely not, because in acting I've found a domain that suits me perfectly. And that is so utterly rare.
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I don't live through my kids. But I do know what will happen in life, and I just want them well prepared.
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The Leicester story is great for the game in England. It's great for the appreciation of the Premier League.
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Do you speak Scorn and Mockery to everyone? Or just to your betters?
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I had a bunch of different colored hats I wore. When I started wearing a pink one, we won five or six tournaments in a row, so I stuck with it. It started as superstition and now it's traditionmy hideous trademark that I always wear.
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What we'd like to think of YouTube as is a part of Google with very overlapping goals and values. We're a fundamental part of the advertising business for Google.
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I love Andre 3000 from OutKast. I think we'd complement each other, but I'm hoping he's got a good sense of humour.
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I congratulate you and my country on the singular favor of heaven in the peaceable and auspicious settlement of our government upon a Constitution formed by wisdom, and sanctified by the solemn choice of the people who are to live under it. May the Supreme ruler of the world be pleased to establish and perpetuate these new foundations of liberty and glory....Thank God, my country is saved and by the smile of Heaven I am a free and independant man.
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Most people want to be seen or heard. You want to shine. That's my way of shining.
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I'm getting a bunch more face tattoos, because it doesn't look like I'm ever going to have to apply to a Walmart or Best Buy.