Yogi Berra Quotes
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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.
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If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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I liked George Weiss when he was with the Yankees. He loved the Old Timers' Day. He loved it. And he invited all these people to come, all these players to come.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
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Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
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So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.
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It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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How can you think and hit at the same time?
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The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
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We have deep depth.
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My ambition is to hit .400 and talk 1.000.
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I never figured I'd go into the Hall of Fame. A kid from the Hill.
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I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
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You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
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If I didn't make it in baseball, I won't have made it workin'. I didn't like to work.
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You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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He's learning me all of his experience.
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Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
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I really didn't say everything I said. ... Then again, I might have said 'em, but you never know.