Yogi Berra Quotes
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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
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If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
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So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.
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I liked George Weiss when he was with the Yankees. He loved the Old Timers' Day. He loved it. And he invited all these people to come, all these players to come.
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It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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My ambition is to hit .400 and talk 1.000.
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You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
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We have deep depth.
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I really didn't say everything I said. ... Then again, I might have said 'em, but you never know.
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I never figured I'd go into the Hall of Fame. A kid from the Hill.
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How can you think and hit at the same time?
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I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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He's learning me all of his experience.
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If I didn't make it in baseball, I won't have made it workin'. I didn't like to work.
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Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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But it don't bother me. I never yet saw anybody hit the baseball with their face. Besides, I like to get kidded; that means they like me. When they stop kidding me, I'm in trouble.
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The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
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You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.