Yogi Berra Quotes
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
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Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
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Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.
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So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
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We have deep depth.
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My ambition is to hit .400 and talk 1.000.
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I liked George Weiss when he was with the Yankees. He loved the Old Timers' Day. He loved it. And he invited all these people to come, all these players to come.
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I really didn't say everything I said. ... Then again, I might have said 'em, but you never know.
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How can you think and hit at the same time?
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I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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He's learning me all of his experience.
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But it don't bother me. I never yet saw anybody hit the baseball with their face. Besides, I like to get kidded; that means they like me. When they stop kidding me, I'm in trouble.
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I never figured I'd go into the Hall of Fame. A kid from the Hill.
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
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I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.
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If I didn't make it in baseball, I won't have made it workin'. I didn't like to work.
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I'm glad I was in the Navy.