Carrie Jones Quotes
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I like 'The Nightly Show.' People ask me what it is, and I say, 'If you're watching 'The Daily Show,' and it feels like it's getting a little darker, you're probably watching 'The Nightly Show.''
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Solutions will not be found while Indigenous people are treated as victims for whom someone else must find solutions.
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Personal life? I'd like to keep it private.
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My goal in politics from the very beginning has been, and will be, the goal of giving Ukraine a chance to finally secure a firm footing in the world as a competitive, independent and real European state.
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Increase of material comforts, it may be generally laid down, does not in any way whatsoever conduce to moral growth.
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Everything comes to us that belongs to us if we create the capacity to receive it.
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Democracy presumes that we're all created equal; competition proves we are not, or else every race would end in a tie.
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There is no object so soft but it makes a hub for the wheeled universe.
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Every game has to teach you how to walk, run, talk, use.
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When I was 14, I decided that I really wanted to pursue polo more, so I asked my parents if it would be okay for me to go live on a farm outside the city so I could play.
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I would argue that you're only going to get the conservatives, particularly a Republican House, to pass immigration reform if we, as conservatives, are reassured that the border is controlled and that we get to vote on whether the border is controlled.
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The question of modernization is central to disturbances in the Middle East and in Africa. Everyone is after modernization, no matter where they come from. But you have to be careful about it, and more importantly, you have to have sense about it.
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Most of the Michelle Bachmanns and Mitt Romneys who say such terrible things about us actually is a positive force, because it allows sensible people to realize how stupid and vile their beliefs are.
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Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.
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I know the government needs to ensure economic growth... we just hope it takes care of the environment, too.
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I have this concept that I call 'Combo Meals.' The idea is that I start with the kids' meal and then add a few more ingredients, and it becomes the adult meal. This way I'm not making two entirely separate dishes. I'm just simply adding on to what I'm already making.
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Comedy gives you a shot of euphoria that distracts you from everything that's awful.
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The heart of our relationship, this natural environment that has blessed us really all along the west coast of North America, on both sides of the border we've realized that this incredible natural wealth comes with a price.
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God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.
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They ought to put out the eyes of painters as they do goldfinches in order that they can sing better.
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I remember one time when all the nuns in my Catholic grade school got around in a semicircle, me and Mom in the middle, and they said, 'Mrs. Farley, the children at school are laughing at Christopher, not with him.' I thought, 'Who cares? As long as they're laughing.'
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Obviously, nobody likes to read or hear about anyone having a bad experience in our hospitals.
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Nothing is critic-proof.
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I used to be embarrassed by my mom, but now I know what she is—she’s a hero.
