Carrie Jones Quotes
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I like 'The Nightly Show.' People ask me what it is, and I say, 'If you're watching 'The Daily Show,' and it feels like it's getting a little darker, you're probably watching 'The Nightly Show.''
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Solutions will not be found while Indigenous people are treated as victims for whom someone else must find solutions.
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Personal life? I'd like to keep it private.
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My goal in politics from the very beginning has been, and will be, the goal of giving Ukraine a chance to finally secure a firm footing in the world as a competitive, independent and real European state.
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Increase of material comforts, it may be generally laid down, does not in any way whatsoever conduce to moral growth.
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Everything comes to us that belongs to us if we create the capacity to receive it.
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Democracy presumes that we're all created equal; competition proves we are not, or else every race would end in a tie.
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There is no object so soft but it makes a hub for the wheeled universe.
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Every game has to teach you how to walk, run, talk, use.
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When I was 14, I decided that I really wanted to pursue polo more, so I asked my parents if it would be okay for me to go live on a farm outside the city so I could play.
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I would argue that you're only going to get the conservatives, particularly a Republican House, to pass immigration reform if we, as conservatives, are reassured that the border is controlled and that we get to vote on whether the border is controlled.
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The question of modernization is central to disturbances in the Middle East and in Africa. Everyone is after modernization, no matter where they come from. But you have to be careful about it, and more importantly, you have to have sense about it.
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Most of the Michelle Bachmanns and Mitt Romneys who say such terrible things about us actually is a positive force, because it allows sensible people to realize how stupid and vile their beliefs are.
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Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.
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I know the government needs to ensure economic growth... we just hope it takes care of the environment, too.
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I have this concept that I call 'Combo Meals.' The idea is that I start with the kids' meal and then add a few more ingredients, and it becomes the adult meal. This way I'm not making two entirely separate dishes. I'm just simply adding on to what I'm already making.
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Comedy gives you a shot of euphoria that distracts you from everything that's awful.
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The heart of our relationship, this natural environment that has blessed us really all along the west coast of North America, on both sides of the border we've realized that this incredible natural wealth comes with a price.
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I didn't even realize that I was interested in film until I was in college, and since then, I've had a very uncertain and sort of lost decade.
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When I was on 'The Big Gay Sketch Show' I thought, 'Well, this is going well now, but then when it's over I'll just be a barista.'
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Life is hard. It is. And it's like, I don't want anybody feeling any pain.
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I was approached by Oxfam to go to Mali as their ambassador and get involved in their various initiatives out there. But I felt that was missing the point of using me, a musician.
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My father's life was so decimated by his earliest experiences. His mother died when he was 7 years old, which he always said was the worst experience in his life. When he was 8, his father disappeared and he was on his own from the age of 8.
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I used to be embarrassed by my mom, but now I know what she is—she’s a hero.
