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So I’d been called the Barbara Walters of weird shit.There’s weird shit and then there’s weird shit.
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Damn stupid vampires and their stupid sense of stupid superiority
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I think about living forever and figure I can get really good at Xbox.
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My parents are both huge science-fiction and fantasy fans - I was fed it.
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The underworld, the old world, is the womb that gave birth to humanity. The journey from under the earth is the journey from ignorance to wisdom.
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What all the stories and romances don’t say is that happily ever after doesn’t just happen. You have to work at it. You have to keep working at it.
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“You’re Regina Luporum,” Ned, Master of London, had said. “Of course strange things are happening to you.”
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"You're lucky to have a friend who will kill for you." So. I once had a friend who died for me, and now one who killed for me. Why didn't I feel lucky?
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Hey, Cormac. You ever have to deal with a PMSing werewolf?
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It’s only a scratch, don’t cut my arm off!
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"Fish gotta swim, bird gotta fly, werewolf gotta have a pack?” I said wryly.
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“So, Cormac, have you ever dealt with a PMSing werewolf?' No.' Well, it's a real bitch...”
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The supernatural world was like an onion. You peel back the layers, only to find more layers, on and on, hopelessly trying to reach the mysterious core. Then you start crying.
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Kitty Meets the Band
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Dust flew behind me, and I crouched over the handlebars, sucking air through my mask, blinking behind my goggles.
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A fucked-up family's a fucked-up family, whether or not werewolves are involved.
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Don't underestimate her ability to talk, it's her superpower.
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As if death were a resource that had to be earned, that could ever be used up or wasted.
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Lack of subtlety, that’s how you beat magic.
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Then I realized that most of the world's problems stemmed from macho dickheadism, and if I cold defeat that I could save the world.
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What the hell kind of name is Kitty for a werewolf?
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V.L.A.D.: Vampire League Against Discrimination.
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Even when you felt that your own life had tumbled irrevocably out of control. You did what you had to do, somehow. You kept racing ahead and hoped for the best.
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One inch at a time, that was how her father had taught her. You can't do anything but worry about the few inches right in front of you.