Calvin Johnson Quotes
My mom, she's the strict one. If we did something bad, we'd get a whippin' but nothing too bad.

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When Occupy Wall Street happened, I took my money out of Citibank. I already had problems with all the banks - Citibank, Bank of America - but I was kind of just too lazy to take my money out until I saw how Citibank responded to Occupy Wall Street.
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It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
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I love being the mayor. I want to be the mayor forever.
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You won't really get a lot of the mainstream, lovey-dovey side because that wasn't a part of my life in the beginning.
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But ours was intended to be a citizen government. It is what of, by and for the people means. And when our most important issue in California is the creation of jobs, I think it's quite helpful to have someone in the U.S. Senate or in the governor's seat who actually knows where jobs come from.
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What Washington needs is adult supervision.
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When you commit to something and have fun with it, it appreciates you, the gift, and it starts to help you out.
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I think America has a brilliant future.
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I love Tom Kenny. And Jill Talley. And Jennifer Aniston, too!
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Forget mung beans' reputation as healthy yet bland - used right, they soak up loads of flavour.
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The family is the school of duties - founded on love.
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You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police.
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One hazard of our job on TV is people are always checking us out and noting every pound we've gained or haven't quite lost.
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I think being called a cat lady is a compliment. It means you have adopted a tiny little maniac into your life.
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Democracy presumes that we're all created equal; competition proves we are not, or else every race would end in a tie.
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I eat vegetarian a lot. I buy only fresh ingredients and cook from scratch - that way, when I feel like snacking and look in my fridge, it's: 'Oh, baby carrots or chocolate soy pudding. Take your pick.'
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When I was a kid, of course I wanted to be the fastest, the loudest and the one with the biggest drum set, but obviously my aspirations have changed a bit since then.
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A nation's culture resides in the hearts and in the soul of its people.
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I love to play things that are out-of-the-box. It's just that I don't always get the chance to do it!
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No natural feelings are high or low, holy or unholy, in themselves. They are all holy when God's hand is on the rein. They all go bad when they set up on their own and make themselves into false gods.
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Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
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I just find all that stuff incredibly funny. I love a fart. I'd do anything for a good poo story.
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I never got a chance to be a teenager.
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My mom, she's the strict one. If we did something bad, we'd get a whippin' but nothing too bad.