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Everyday is a new beginning and a chance to blow it.
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All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we were born, and no matter how hard we've tried to prove them wrong, they all think it about us now. And the really annoying thing is, they're probably right.
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[On men:] I'm torn between wanting to have one and wanting to be one.
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Animal welfare issues have always been important to me.
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My mother had always taught me to write about my feelings instead of sharing really personal things with others, so I spent many evenings writing in my diary, eating everything in the kitchen and waiting for Mr. Wrong to call.
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The story of a mother's life: Trapped between a scream and a hug.
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Food ... love ... mother ... career ... Live every day to the fullest. Partake of the four basic guilt groups.
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I wasn't intending to create a comic strip to begin with. So I think I wasn't aware that when the strip started, there had never been a woman's voice quite like this in the newspaper.
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So often, happiness is the extent to which we balance our grandiose expectations with reality.
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I love comics, and I can't imagine life without them. I love newspaper comics.
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Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
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Each of us wages a private battle each day between the grand fantasies we have for ourselves and what actually happens.
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Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.
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I've found it's better to talk to the machine and hang up if I get the person.