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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Bill Cosby -
If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk. If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro race.
Bill Cosby
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is "soap-on-a-rope."
Bill Cosby -
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
Bill Cosby -
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
Bill Cosby -
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
Bill Cosby -
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
Bill Cosby -
Laughter brings out the child in all of us.
Bill Cosby
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
Bill Cosby -
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.
Bill Cosby -
Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.
Bill Cosby -
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
Bill Cosby