Haley Joel Osment Quotes
I'm not a stand-up comedian. I'm not an improv person or anything, but I've always been a fan of that stuff.

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Reading allows me to recharge my batteries.
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I don't avoid anything. In my songs I just choose to talk about certain things, and so yeah, there are some aspects of my character and personality that don't come out.
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The measure of a man is not how great his faith is, but how great his love is. We must not let government programs disconnect our souls from each other.
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You have got to pay attention, you have got to study and you have to do your homework. You have to score higher than everybody else. Otherwise, there is always somebody there waiting to take your place.
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We confuse activity with progress, and that's always dangerous, especially in war.
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Censorship is advertising paid by the government.
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It may be a cold, clammy thing to say, but those that treat friendship the same as any other selfishness seem to get the most out of it.
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Search others for their virtue, and yourself for your vices.
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I realised there were no good role models for kids. Popeye eats spinach, but also smokes and hits people.
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I have got prostate cancer, and I have to keep monitoring that. It's no problem, it's under control and I'm very cool about it, but other people are dying from it.
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I have always battled injustice. As a child, I used to fight on the side of my friends when boys terrorized them.
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Questions that require answers are what keep readers going - and the place to start raising those questions is with your very first sentence.
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The most influential thinker, in my life, has been the psychologist Richard Nisbett. He basically gave me my view of the world.
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I hope that the opening of the Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Memorial will be a life-altering experience that inspires every American to rededicate themselves to the fulfillment of Dr. King's dream.
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I have moved to a smaller house in Paris, and I don't fancy having so much staff now.
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I believe in the 'Wal-Mart' school of business. The less people pay, the more they enjoy it.
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I think it was one of the better meetings that I've had with those guys, because I was honestly able to say everything I wanted to say, and I pretty much aired out the dirty laundry. So from that point on, I thought all of that was behind us.
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NBA games are exciting to watch and have global appeal. They are very popular in China. I do watch NBA games on television when I have time.
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I had my moments when I got very frightened that I would not recover.
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It would be so nice to have the luxury just to laze. So nice not to have to always get up and get dressed for some occasion. Always having to move from here to there, where everything is scheduled and even having lunch with my kids on their Easter break has to be slotted in. Maybe one day...
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The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things like gardening, and cooking, which I rarely do in London.
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I used to go to the supermarket dressed as Peter Pan when I was about five years old.
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Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!
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I'm not a stand-up comedian. I'm not an improv person or anything, but I've always been a fan of that stuff.