Harland Williams Quotes
I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don't you?

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What happens also is that a lot of those people and reporters who vote for Hall of Famers, some of the people who were around when Ray Guy was around, are deceased. And some of the reporters don't remember Ray Guy. He should have been in the Hall of Fame 15 years ago.
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I like to see a good scientific bout by men who know the use of their hands but would rather walk twenty miles than see animals in strife.
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I try to write 1,000 words. Some people say it's not about the quantity but about the quality. I disagree. You need to write a lot in order to figure out what's good and what's crap.
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In terms of Rogers, I can't comment on how other fighters in the UFC would fare with Brett Rogers because that's just speculation.
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I endeavour to read more, be more informed on gay rights. Whatever floats your boat is my outlook. It's hard enough to be happy without having legislation against you, too.
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One rose says more than the dozen.
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I just felt that you can't have a character fall in love so madly as they did in the last movie and not finish it off, understand it, get some closure. That's why the movie is called 'Quantum of Solace' - that's exactly what he's looking for.
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Most of the time, as a model, I feel like I'm just a doll. They control how I should move.
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I don't want to subject myself just to one scheme. I think it's just if you can play, you can play no matter what scheme you play in.
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A filial son to his father can be a traitorous subject to his ruler.
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I only use my sick days for hang-overs and soap opera weddings.
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There's a lot of interviews now where nobody seems to talk about anything. Like it's illegal. But it can be fun if you stay involved. Like most conversations.
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I play some fighting games, but mostly I just play sports.
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My life in science has been rich and rewarding. I have sacrificed very little.
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Everything is tennis for me, it's my career and it's entertainment, but it's also a business.
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Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets.
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For the first time in the history of Bihar, I provided a stable government. Despite being denied funds by the Centre, Bihar survived on its resources. I provided pucca dwellings to half a million Dalit families.
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On the ground, Pakistan is the most virulently anti-American state on the planet.
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I would break a lot of cymbals. You whack the cymbals hard enough, and they will crack in half. Drums are not actually as sturdy as they look. They're actually somewhat fragile instruments.
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Yes, I loved MASH. As we are sitting here now talking, it's playing somewhere in the world.
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Science investigates; religion interprets. Science gives man knowledge which is power; religion gives man wisdom which is control.
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Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like.
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I love to see new things, and I love to learn. I always learn so much when I travel - that's the best thing.
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I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don't you?