Harland Williams Quotes
I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don't you?

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What happens also is that a lot of those people and reporters who vote for Hall of Famers, some of the people who were around when Ray Guy was around, are deceased. And some of the reporters don't remember Ray Guy. He should have been in the Hall of Fame 15 years ago.
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I like to see a good scientific bout by men who know the use of their hands but would rather walk twenty miles than see animals in strife.
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I try to write 1,000 words. Some people say it's not about the quantity but about the quality. I disagree. You need to write a lot in order to figure out what's good and what's crap.
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In terms of Rogers, I can't comment on how other fighters in the UFC would fare with Brett Rogers because that's just speculation.
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I endeavour to read more, be more informed on gay rights. Whatever floats your boat is my outlook. It's hard enough to be happy without having legislation against you, too.
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One rose says more than the dozen.
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I just felt that you can't have a character fall in love so madly as they did in the last movie and not finish it off, understand it, get some closure. That's why the movie is called 'Quantum of Solace' - that's exactly what he's looking for.
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Most of the time, as a model, I feel like I'm just a doll. They control how I should move.
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I don't want to subject myself just to one scheme. I think it's just if you can play, you can play no matter what scheme you play in.
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A filial son to his father can be a traitorous subject to his ruler.
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I only use my sick days for hang-overs and soap opera weddings.
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I play some fighting games, but mostly I just play sports.
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My life in science has been rich and rewarding. I have sacrificed very little.
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Everything is tennis for me, it's my career and it's entertainment, but it's also a business.
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Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets.
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For the first time in the history of Bihar, I provided a stable government. Despite being denied funds by the Centre, Bihar survived on its resources. I provided pucca dwellings to half a million Dalit families.
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On the ground, Pakistan is the most virulently anti-American state on the planet.
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People want to get to know you. I don't think America got a chance to know me in that short time.
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I knew that I had to write my memoirs.
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My favorite Dominican dish to indulge in is anything with crab.
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I don't like the word 'juggling' or 'work-life balance.' You prioritize.
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Science is, on the whole, an informal activity, a life of shirt sleeves and coffee served in beakers.
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I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don't you?