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I see the rodeo's in town again.
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Do you have any bald ice cream?
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The only thing they recognize is a buffet.
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The Barbarian's shoes are Hair Jordans.
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You know why there were only 220 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had one car.
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Hey, he speaks pretty well for a guy who just ate 2 lbs of crackers.