Bradley Sands Quotes
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That's just how time travel looks like to the untrained eye. The reason why there aren't more travelers is that your average physicist refuses to be eaten by a giraffe in the name of science.
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The Motion Picture Association of America wipes the sweat off its brow and sings the PG-13 song.
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Tough guys toughen up when faced with adversity. So he flexes his gag reflex and steps inside.
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Accidentally cut a few strips outta his patient’s brain. Interested in what would happen if he stitched them back in the wrong place. Patient woke up thinking he was a panda ice cream spatula.
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I will fucking kill you and anyone else who gets in the way of me and my tunes.
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Sometimes the good guy rips out innocent people's throats. That's just something the world need to live with if it wants the good guy to keep saving the day.
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Some rules have existed since the creation of the Earth. They do not need to come out of my mouth. They have always existed. There has always been a rule against using a Slip n’ Slide indoors. There has always been a rule against lying down in the mouth of a dead relative.
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Hackle may be the best absurdist story writer working today.