Brandon Mull Quotes

All boys belong in insane asylums.

Brandon Mull

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• I'm compulsively on time. It drives me insane when people are late.

  

  Zach Gilford
  • People
  • Time
  • Me

• Not being published would be great. When I say that to other writers they look at me as if I'm totally insane.

  

  Kate Atkinson
  • Great
  • Me
  • Look

• Sometimes, the girls hug all boys except me, and I just smile, but it hurts.

  

  Niall Horan One Direction
  • Girl
  • Smile
  • Boys

• Boys, they can't take my refrigerator now. They'll never get my car now. I paid cash for 'em and they're mine, and I'm keepin' 'em!

  

  Patsy Cline
  • Car
  • Boys
  • Refrigerator

• Chef cookin for me They say my shoe game crazy The mental asylum lookin for me

  

  Nicki Minaj
  • Game
  • Crazy
  • Shoes

• In an insane world, sanity made very little sense.

  

  Rachel Caine
  • World
  • Sense
  • Insane

• There are guerrilla armies that make little boys kill their own families. Such acts rip out the soul and make space for beasts to grow inside. Armies need beasts, don’t they? Pet beasts, to do their terrible work!

  

  Laini Taylor
  • Work
  • Soul
  • Space

• Anyone who goes into writing has to find out somewhere along the line, he's either naive or insane.

  

  Leon Uris
  • Writing
  • Insane
  • Naive

• My mother sent me to psychiatrists since the age of four because she didnt think little boys should be sad. When my brother was born, I stared out the window for days. Can you imagine that?

  

  Andy Kaufman
  • Thinking
  • She
  • Mother

• A lot of women have trouble with their mothers-in-law.” Raphael’s look was priceless. “My mother is an insane archangel.

  

  Nalini Singh
  • Women
  • Mother
  • Law

• It's insane when someone shows up to your show and is like, "You could run off with me right now!" I'm like, "It's cool, I think I'm gonna go read."

  

  Babatunde Adebimpe
  • Up
  • Thinking
  • Running

• Your bird drinks whiskey and eats tobacco?" The old man frowned."Just be lad he doesn't like eatin' scrawny boys that don't know their way 'round the Otherworld.

  

  Kami Garcia
  • Men
  • Bird
  • Boys

• There is Truth, the truth of the Truth and there is Peace. The Truth is 'the boy stole an apple', the truth of the Truth is 'the boy was hungry' and Peace is 'nobody stole anything, now, give the boy an apple!'

  

  Nachman of Breslov
  • Truth
  • Peace
  • Boy

• It's those changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes nothing remains quite the same. With all of our running and all of our cunning, if we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.

  

  Jimmy Buffett
  • Running
  • Attitude
  • Laughing

• If we couldn't laugh, we would all going to go insane.

  

  Jimmy Buffett
  • Laughter
  • Laughing
  • Ifs

• Some people have their marriages annulled, which means they never existed. Boy, talk about denial! What do you say when people see your wedding album? 'Oh that was just some play I was in.

  

  Carol Leifer
  • People
  • Mean
  • Boy

• In the world of late-night comics, Letterman made us feel any hometown boy from Indianapolis could poke fun at celebrities and politicians and do it right to their faces.

  

  Chris Matthews
  • World
  • Fun
  • Night

• I have been insane on the subject of money-making all my life.

  

  Cornelius Vanderbilt
  • Life
  • Money
  • Insane

• A skittish motorbike with a touch of blood in it is better than all the riding animals on earth, because of its logical extension of our faculties, and the hint, the provocation, to excess conferred by its honeyed untiring smoothness.

  

  T. E. Lawrence
  • Earth
  • Animal
  • Blood

• If you stay in a house and you go to the bathroom and there is no toilet paper, you can always slide down the banisters. Don't tell me you haven't done it.

  

  Paul Merton
  • Done
  • House
  • Bathroom

• A surprising feature of herbal research is that it is seldom the rare, exotic, and beautiful plant that proves the most interesting; more often it is some common, familiar, and despised weed that is discovered to have undreamed-of virtues.

  

  Euell Gibbons
  • Interesting
  • Research
  • Discovered

• I came in with my idea of what a cowboy would wear, but then I met some real cowboys and they said that I rode the horses well, shoed the horses, but no good cowboy would be wearing a pair of Levi's. I had to get a good old pair of Wranglers.

  

  Steve Kanaly
  • Real
  • Ideas
  • Horse

• All boys belong in insane asylums.

  

  Brandon Mull
  • Boys
  • Insane
  • Asylums