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You will derive much satisfaction in later life simply by shooting looks at people.
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Apparently there is nothing in the news that falls between inhuman acts of horror and kittens.
Gary Janetti
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There are two ways to become famous. Degrade yourself or have talent. The first way is easier.
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Don’t worry about being normal. It’s an awful thing to aspire to.
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Let’s see, what else? Don’t go into debt over clothes. Hug your dogs while you have them. Know that you can skip most anything. You will fall in love eventually. Remember that. Also, the things you like aren’t weird. Don’t worry about being normal. It’s an awful thing to aspire to.
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Your kid's ordinary. And so are you.
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Anybody who says global warming's not a problem is basically the mayor in Jaws
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This is also very important. Never take the first table they offer you in a restaurant. Don’t even start walking with the host until you know where you’re going. “What table were you thinking of giving us?” always lets them know you mean business right off the bat. Never sit by the door, near a waiter station, or across from the bathroom. Always take the seat facing out to the room. If there is a booth available you definitely want that.
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