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living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts
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Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.
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Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.
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It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.
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If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.
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Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.
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My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.
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People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.