Darynda Jones Quotes
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Do not disturb. Already there.
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If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
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When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT
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I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.
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I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
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Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.
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There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
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I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT
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What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and soul. I want you in my bed every night. I want you there when I wake up in the morning. I want your clothes strung across my apartment and your scent on my skin.
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If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.