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To the optimist, pessimists are neurotic; to the pessimist, optimists are deluded.
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Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder where you are. Looking up is no solution; The sky's so full of light pollution.
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Winning isn’t as fun as losing is miserable.
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To be neurotic is to spend one’s life perpetually replacing one worry with the next.
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Comets are like cats: they have tails, and they do precisely what they want.
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Things could always be worse. In fact, the overwhelming odds are that they will be.
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There are three things needed to eliminate human misery. Unfortunately, nobody knows what they are.
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There are two types of people in this world — those who think that there are two types of people in this world, and those who don’t.