David James Quotes

Be mindful of your self-talk. It's a conversation with the universe.

David James

• Universe
• Conversation
• Mindful

I don't understand why women get upset when you compare them to one of the monkeys from Planet of the Apes, even one of the heroic ones, like Dr. Zera.

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• Understand
• Planet
• Compare

Thus did my siblings and I learn one of the hard lessons of life: the best way to strip the allure and dreaminess from a lifelong dream is, very often, simply to have it come true.

David James

• True
• Dream
• Lessons

A fly rod extends a fly fisher's being as surely as do imagination, empathy or prayer.

David James

• Imagination
• Prayer
• Surely

To every Armageddonist, every earth lover must keep saying with all the sincerity and affection we can muster, “May God make this world as beautiful to you as it has been to me.

David James

• God
• Beautiful
• Earth

It's not nice going into the supermarket and the woman at the till is thinking: 'Dodgy keeper'.

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• Woman
• Supermarket
• Keeper

People think you must be crackers if you've got a psychologist but psychology is part of the building bricks to make a top athlete.

David James

• People
• Athlete
• Building

I once drew a picture of Jack Nicholson in The Shining. But I put it away after a Feng Shui expert told me about the bad vibes

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• Picture
• Shining
• Away

Life is short. It's God's fault. Sorry.

David James

• Sorry
• Short
• Fault