DeAndre Jordan Quotes
If you don't smell nice before the game, it's going to be pretty bad during and after.

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There definitely will be flying cars, but whether there'll be flying cars for most people to use, it'll probably take a long time to straighten everything out, all the rules and hassles. It'll take a while to figure out how to keep people from crashing into each other.
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I don't have any superstitions, but what I always travel with is my pillow and my coffee.
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I've always thought that I'm sexy in my own right, but not in a way that people thought was bankable.
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The people will save their government, if the government itself will allow them.
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But, unfortunately, sometimes that affirmation creates a sense that you deserve special treatment and recognition in areas where you're not so talented.
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Life comes from the earth and life returns to the earth.
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Well, I'm an independent person.
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I hold this to be the highest task for a bond between two people: that each protects the solitude of the other.
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Music changes so fast, and we're in a singles market.
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Candor and generosity, unless tempered by due moderation, leads to ruin.
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This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at.
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If you want to shine like a sun, first burn like a sun.
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Right after 'Desperate' sold to China, we were the most watched show around the world at the time. That's really something great to be a part of.
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My kids are no different than anyone else's - they tend to disagree with everything I say!
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Er, Tom, I hate to be the one to point this out, but your fix list is starting to resemble a feature list. You must be human or something.
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It's difficult as an artist sometimes. There's a lot of pressure when it's your first album. You want to make something that's meaningful and timeless, not something that's trendy.
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'Letters From Home' is a story inspired by my grandparents' epistolary courtship.
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When the forces of liberalism and capitalism converge, change happens.
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By what criterion... can we distinguish among the numberless effects, that are also causes, and among the causes that may, for aught we can know, be also effects, - how can we distinguish which are the means and which are the ends?
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Given the infinite number of coincidences that could happen, very few ever actually do. The universe exists in a coincidence-hating state of anti-fluke.
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I was pretty much a warmonger and a pretty greedy guy. I always wanted to make as much money as I possibly could and felt the downtrodden didn't deserve a break.
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I write anywhere - when I have an idea, it's hard not to write. I used to be kind of precious about where I wrote. Everything had to be quiet and I couldn't be disturbed; it really filled my day.
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When I took the Hippocratic oath and was effectively 'sworn in' as a doctor, I took the same vow that doctors have taken for generations. Patient autonomy is core to this oath.
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If you don't smell nice before the game, it's going to be pretty bad during and after.