DeAndre Jordan Quotes
If you don't smell nice before the game, it's going to be pretty bad during and after.

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There definitely will be flying cars, but whether there'll be flying cars for most people to use, it'll probably take a long time to straighten everything out, all the rules and hassles. It'll take a while to figure out how to keep people from crashing into each other.
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I don't have any superstitions, but what I always travel with is my pillow and my coffee.
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I've always thought that I'm sexy in my own right, but not in a way that people thought was bankable.
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The people will save their government, if the government itself will allow them.
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But, unfortunately, sometimes that affirmation creates a sense that you deserve special treatment and recognition in areas where you're not so talented.
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Life comes from the earth and life returns to the earth.
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Well, I'm an independent person.
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I hold this to be the highest task for a bond between two people: that each protects the solitude of the other.
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Music changes so fast, and we're in a singles market.
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Candor and generosity, unless tempered by due moderation, leads to ruin.
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This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at.
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If you want to shine like a sun, first burn like a sun.
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Right after 'Desperate' sold to China, we were the most watched show around the world at the time. That's really something great to be a part of.
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My kids are no different than anyone else's - they tend to disagree with everything I say!
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Er, Tom, I hate to be the one to point this out, but your fix list is starting to resemble a feature list. You must be human or something.
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It's difficult as an artist sometimes. There's a lot of pressure when it's your first album. You want to make something that's meaningful and timeless, not something that's trendy.
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'Letters From Home' is a story inspired by my grandparents' epistolary courtship.
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When the forces of liberalism and capitalism converge, change happens.
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The great thing about theater is that you have so much time to prepare, and to fail, before presenting it to the public. In film, the high-wire act seems to be that much farther up, and the net seems to be less there.
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The way we behave, our views and outlooks really have their sources some place. They come from somewhere. Sometimes we don't even know what they are, and yet they're very powerful in our lives.
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I have self-actualized. Pardon me whilst I adjust my glowing halo.
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I'm having the same problems today that I had when I first started, saying that outrageous adult animation works.
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What is love? Love is when one person knows all of your secrets, deepest, darkest, most dreadful secrets of which no one else in the world knows. And yet in the end, that one person does not think any less of you.
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If you don't smell nice before the game, it's going to be pretty bad during and after.