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Why is everyone concerned who’s a top and who’s a bottom, I’d just be happy to have a bunk bed.
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My problem is, sometimes, I'm just too proud to ask for help.
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I hate it when people ask “What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?” Like. Awfully bold of you to assume I’ve reached peak dumbness.
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When I was born I was given a choice. To be astoundingly cute or to have a great memory.
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I have an idea. it’s very uncool, but it’s not illegal, technically, but it is a dick move.
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I heard you like bad boys. Well I’m bad.