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I've never been jealous. I've never had to be.
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How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
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I think I'm very old-fashioned.
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Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.
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I tell you, in this world, being a little crazy helps to keep you sane.
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Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you beautiful.
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When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
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Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.
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If you can fight directly with your mother, you can save a fortune in psychiatrist's bills.
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I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
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I deserve attention not because of any talent, but just because of who I am.
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You must be independent and able to do for yourself. Then you do not have to marry a rich man; you can marry a poor one. And if it is wrong, you can go.
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What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.
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I wasn't born, I was ordered from room service.
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I only cook when I'm in love.
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I pay all my own bills... I want to choose the man. I do not permit men to choose me.
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I am a horsewoman. I am a princess. I am Zsa Zsa.
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Every girl should be married at least once in her life. It's a must. Because once you have been married, you are a Mrs., and even if the marriage doesn't work out, they can't take that away from you.
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I'm not a girl who sits home and knits, you know.
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I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
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My advice is not always so logical and consistent. But then, love is not logical and consistent. So why should my advice be? If you want that kind of thinking, go to a computer. Computers are always logical and consistent, and you see how often they get proposed to.
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All my life, I have been a positive thinker... I have always been able to survive by telling myself that no matter how bad things are, they will one day be better. And that out of every event - no matter how tragic - one can always find a way to survive and even, perhaps, to be a little bit happy.
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I always liked parties. You meet people; you can have fun.
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I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.