P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

Just because a subject is serious doesn't mean it doesn't have plenty of absurdities.

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I am just like Dr. Armaan - fun-loving, flirtatious, and tension-free. I am serious about my work, but apart from that, I am always playing pranks on people. As a viewer, I relate more to 'Dil Mill Gayye.'
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I don't have a type. I don't have a specific kind of human being. It's just kind of an X-factor of sorts. Everybody I've ever dated has been a case-by-case situation.
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You CAN have it all. You just can't have it all at once.
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For me, opposition is just another opposition.
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When you have a diagnosis of cancer, or any serious illness, your choices are basically to be passive and kind of accept whatever is offered you, or to be active and to learn about your disease, and understand your options, and be an active partner with your doctor. That's the course I took with all three of my cancers.
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I wanted very much to be Miles Davis when I was a boy, but without the practice. It just looked like an endless road.
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It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't.
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Whatever happens in life is fine - just trust in that.
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When you do scenes that are just exposition, they feel false.
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I'm just a musician and a record producer.
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The most anxious time was during launch, just because that is so dramatic.
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Peter Sellers was just a brilliant actor, and also comedic.
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If everything gets too serious for me on the album, I get kinda bored. I've got to have some kind of jovial things in there.
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Just because a couple people on the Supreme Court declare something to be 'constitutional' does not make it so.
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I'm just a kid from Bronx who got lucky.
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I don't think you have to be in these serious, heavy, independent little movies to be an actor. Some of the most interesting acting I've seen is on cable television.
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Flamethrowers have been used by many armies in many wars, including by American Marines in Korea and Vietnam. They cause horrific deaths and are thus a serious public-relations liability. The U.S. military apparently phased them out in 1978.
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It's all about connectivity - not just technical connectivity but geographic connectivity. That's what makes a city go.
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The United States and its Gulf allies, some of who are actively funding rebel groups in Syria, should undertake a serious joint review of Jordan's needs and then act together to meet them.
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We need just two players to be a contender. Babe Ruth and Sandy Koufax.
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Many people have said we just need to add more products. Look at Oracle, look at SAP. Add ERP and inventory or compensation. Add all this stuff. What we realized is we're the customer company. We're the front office solution, and our customers would be really upset if we just added a whole bunch of stuff and lost focus.
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Maybe in past years, perhaps women didn't feel quite as comfortable with revealing themselves, and their skills and their crafts... and now we are, so we're out there, just like the guys.
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If I'd done the discovery before I wrote the book, then there would be nothing to discover. It would feel dutiful instead of exciting.
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Just because a subject is serious doesn't mean it doesn't have plenty of absurdities.