P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

The problem in Afghanistan is really not so much land as water. It's a dry country with ample amounts of water running through it, but not to good enough effect.

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If it weren't for the Internet, WWE probably wouldn't even know my name. If I had to rely on 'Pro Wrestling Illustrated' to get my name out there, it would have been a much more difficult road.
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I could be the best looking guy in the Duma, but that's only because all the other guys are over 60.
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As a unique person, I was bullied badly as a teen.
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I have never once dribbled the whole field and scored a goal by myself.
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I was interested in implements of mass destruction - from an academic point of view.
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I've always thought of fat as just a descriptive word.
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The interaction between the two matters, but to me, each doesn't really exist independently of the other, so I'm not ever faced with a situation where the tone is wrong for the story, or the story wrong for the tone. They are two parts of one thing.
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I feel that the world is increasingly about the bottom line, and not so much about human respect or human dignity. In that regard, people who care about other people will not be in a position to make choices and do things that other people who they're competing against will get to do.
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There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
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I feel like, as a celebrity, I have a responsibility to tell important stories.
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Almost immediately, I remember right when Tikrit even fell, a few days after Baghdad fell, there was talks of insurgency, there was talks of jihad and of resisting the American occupiers, and slowly this turned into an organized movement.
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I got the chance to do things that I dreamed of when I was a kid: I got to travel around the world; I had my own 'Goosebumps' attraction at Disney World; I've been on TV and had three TV series.
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I go to all these photo shoots, and each time I figure out something new about myself and what I want to wear.
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I love architecture almost as much as I love my musicals.
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To be able to take my pictures, I have to look, all the time, at the people and places I care about.
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There is a kind of misconception that Asian-Americans are not as American as European-Americans.
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All my music is inspirational. You just gotta listen to the words and get what you can get out of it.
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For me, a good thriller must teach me something about the real world. Thrillers like 'Coma,' 'The Hunt for Red October' and 'The Firm' all captivated me by providing glimpses into realms about which I knew very little - medical science, submarine technology and the law.
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People know that they can tune in to '60 Minutes' any Sunday and know that they're going to learn something by watching the broadcast. They may not like every piece, they may not agree with every piece, but they'll say, huh, I didn't know that about something in there.
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I don't worry anymore because there's only one person that knows when your day is, and that's the good Lord above.
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There is no man who is not, at each moment, what he has been and what he will be.
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There's no subtext in Harry Potter really; it's all magic, anything can happen. Why do I say this? Because it's a magic spell. It's quite nice in a way. There is a real freedom to it.
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The problem in Afghanistan is really not so much land as water. It's a dry country with ample amounts of water running through it, but not to good enough effect.