Weird Al Yankovic (Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic) Quotes
I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.

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To me, 'Underground Luxury' is kinda like a contrasting title, and the reason for that is because on this album I plan on introducing to people and reintroducing to people the side of me that they didn't see on the first album.
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Among my generation, there was a purist position that any contact with electoral politics was an unforgiveable compromise.
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In the experience of art, time seems not to exist.
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In this era in which we live, the old-fashioned virtues grow increasingly unpopular.
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A mom can't afford to be sick.
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I don't think Bosnia is ready for reconciliation, but I do think it is ready for truth.
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There's such a preoccupation with liquidity and such an unwillingness to invest beyond the horizon of the next quarter and making sure that the CEOs hit their quarterly earnings.
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I am busier now than I ever imagined I would be, but I feel blessed in that I have found what I am supposed to be doing with my life. It's wonderful to tell stories and have people listen to them.
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If I had a gun to my head and I had to choose between theater and film I'd choose theater.
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Dancing has always been a passion of mine.
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Everyone should have a moment with Ron Howard in their life to give you faith in our industry.
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A spirit of innovation is generally the result of a selfish temper and confined views. People will not look forward to posterity, who never look backward to their ancestors.
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I'm the most optimistic guy about VR out there. I have crazy visions of what we'll be doing in the future.
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A mother will come up to me and say, 'Will you meet my son? He loves you. He watched 'How to Train Your Dragon' a thousand times.'
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If people are able to run the affairs of a village well, eventually they'll be able to run a township, and a county.
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For some reason, I'm really comfortable talking about my personal life in songs.
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I do not diminish the incredible symbolic importance of a black man getting elected president. But my euphoria was a smart guy getting elected president. Maybe for the first time in my lifetime we had elected one of the thousand smartest Americans president.
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It used to be that if you were on a sitcom you couldn't get work in film because it was so different. Now it's almost like you have to be on TV to do other film work.
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Being and having in our society teaches us how to take possession of things, when it should rather initiate us in the art of letting go. For there is neither freedom nor real life without an apprenticeship in letting go.
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I can say the one good thing is for every year where I grow up, I am kinder to myself, and I would say to the younger version of me, 'I love my body, and I have learnt to stop looking in the mirror at the things I want to change.'
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You can't undo the past... but you can certainly not repeat it.
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The kind of crabbing my wife likes to do is to return from an afternoon's swim or sunbathing session, open the refrigerator door, and find a generous plate of crab cakes all ready to cook.
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I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.