Weird Al Yankovic (Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic) Quotes
I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.

Quotes to Explore
-
To me, 'Underground Luxury' is kinda like a contrasting title, and the reason for that is because on this album I plan on introducing to people and reintroducing to people the side of me that they didn't see on the first album.
-
Among my generation, there was a purist position that any contact with electoral politics was an unforgiveable compromise.
-
In the experience of art, time seems not to exist.
-
In this era in which we live, the old-fashioned virtues grow increasingly unpopular.
-
A mom can't afford to be sick.
-
I don't think Bosnia is ready for reconciliation, but I do think it is ready for truth.
-
There's such a preoccupation with liquidity and such an unwillingness to invest beyond the horizon of the next quarter and making sure that the CEOs hit their quarterly earnings.
-
I am busier now than I ever imagined I would be, but I feel blessed in that I have found what I am supposed to be doing with my life. It's wonderful to tell stories and have people listen to them.
-
If I had a gun to my head and I had to choose between theater and film I'd choose theater.
-
Dancing has always been a passion of mine.
-
Everyone should have a moment with Ron Howard in their life to give you faith in our industry.
-
A spirit of innovation is generally the result of a selfish temper and confined views. People will not look forward to posterity, who never look backward to their ancestors.
-
I'm the most optimistic guy about VR out there. I have crazy visions of what we'll be doing in the future.
-
My uniform is sweatpants, so crusted over with dried paint that they're as hard as a table. I wear T-shirts that are also covered in paint, and Crocs.
-
A mother will come up to me and say, 'Will you meet my son? He loves you. He watched 'How to Train Your Dragon' a thousand times.'
-
If people are able to run the affairs of a village well, eventually they'll be able to run a township, and a county.
-
For some reason, I'm really comfortable talking about my personal life in songs.
-
I enjoy catching our show whenever I can. It does get very weird to watch myself, it's always been that way, but at the same time, it's part of my job to see what kind of job I'm doing and to get a perspective on where I'm taking the character.
-
I used to love it when I walked down the street and construction workers would whistle.
-
People are attracted to your light because they want it for themselves. It's like fireflies. When we were kids in New York, we would visit my dad and catch fireflies because we were so attracted to their light. Put them in jars next to our bed, and then they'd die. Then we'd go out the next night and get another firefly. That's how people are.
-
I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.