Alan Perlis Quotes
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117: It goes against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What fun is there to making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail and, learning to be self-critical?
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55: LISP programmers know the value of everything and the cost of nothing.
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16 Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was written and another for which it wasn't.
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We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
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19: A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming, is not worth knowing.
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8: A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.
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31: Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
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79: A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
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3: Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semi-colons.
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57: It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
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101 Dealing with failure is easy: Work hard to improve. Success is also easy to handle: You've solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.
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80: Prolonged contact with the computer turns mathematicians into clerks and vice versa.
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64: Often it is means that justify ends: Goals advance technique and technique survives even when goal structures crumble.
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59: In English every word can be verbed. Would that it were so in our programming languages.
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Both knowledge and wisdom extend man's reach. Knowledge led to computers, wisdom to chopsticks.
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58: Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
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75: The computing field is always in need of new cliches: Banality sooths our nerves.
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11: If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.
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95: Don't have good ideas if you aren't willing to be responsible for them.
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42: You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing vitality of FORTRAN.
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41: Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress.
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39: A picture is worth 10K words - but only those to describe the picture. Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately described with pictures.
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116: You think you know when you learn, are more sure when you can write, even more when you can teach, but certain when you can program.
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1: One man's constant is another man's variable.