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The only thing I can say about W. C. Fields … is this: Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
Leo Rosten -
Conservative: One who admires radicals a century after they're dead.
Leo Rosten
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The purpose of life is not to be happy at all. It is to be useful, to be honorable. It is to be compassionate. It is to matter, to have it make some difference that you lived.
Leo Rosten -
What's green, hangs on a wall and whistles?
Leo Rosten -
I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong.
Leo Rosten -
Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them.
Leo Rosten