Lewis Black Quotes
On Las Vegas audiences Those audiences are wonderful. Talk about the most bitter group of people on the planet Earth! For one brief shining moment, I am Mr. Happy!
Quotes to Explore
-
Containment, as everyone will recall, was a rough plan for stopping the Communists any time they crossed a certain line dividing our half of the world from theirs.
-
Since I never get on a scale, I have no idea how much weight I've lost!
-
The only time I really eat out is when I'm on the road. Then, I make the same choices that I would make at home - salmon and lots of oily fish and veggies.
-
Belgian chocolate is my weakness. I like over 72 percent cacao, which shows you how much of a dark chocolate snob I am.
-
Be there for your kids. Later, when you need them, they'll be there for you.
-
I know it is the fans that are responsible for me being here. I've always tried in each and every broadcast to serve the fans to the best of my ability.
-
All my brothers and my dad at one point had dreadlocks.
-
Why you kill me? I never did you anything. Not kill me! I beg not to be locked up. Never let me out of my prison - not kill me! You kill me before I understand what life is. You must tell me why you locked me up!
-
If people think they've found my biggest weakness, let them try to take advantage of it.
-
My songs are very personal, which means they are fantastically therapeutic to write, but performing them night after night is emotionally draining.
-
I love the color pink. It makes a bold statement.
-
If you can slow the biological process of aging, even a minor slowdown in the rate at which we age yields improvements in virtually every condition of frailty and disability and mortality that we see at later ages.
-
Every poor designer can go with things that are popular at the moment.
-
I happen to be the kind of reader who, if I like something, I don't want it to end.
-
It's an unfortunate reality of life that toxins are constantly building up in our bodies.
-
We all like to forgive, and love best not those who offend us least, nor who have done most for us, but those who make it most easy for us to forgive them.
-
These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties.
-
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
-
Do you know that my personal crusade in life (in the philosophical sense) is not merely to fight collectivism, nor to fight altruism? These are only consequences, effects, not causes. I am out after the real cause, the real root of evil on earth - the irrational.
-
I think the stakes are always high when you're an artist of color - to get things right, to get things perfect and make everybody happy.
-
I've never gotten hired for drama because I'm a good improviser. I don't think people who write drama scripts want you playing with them as much.
-
On Las Vegas audiences Those audiences are wonderful. Talk about the most bitter group of people on the planet Earth! For one brief shining moment, I am Mr. Happy!
