Linus Torvalds Quotes
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Christ, people. Learn C, instead of just stringing random characters together until it compiles (with warnings).
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I may make jokes about Microsoft at times, but at the same time, I think the Microsoft hatred is a disease.
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I'm doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won't be big and professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones.
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Anybody who tells me I can't use a program because it's not open source, go suck on rms. I'm not interested. 99% of that I run tends to be open source, but that's my choice, dammit.
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I may be a huge computer nerd, but even so I don't think education should be about computers. Not as a subject, and not as a classroom resource either.
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We don't merge kernel code just because user space was written by a retarded monkey on crack.
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Talk is cheap. Show me the code.
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Friends don't let friends use gcc '-W'.
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"the most important part of open source is that people are allowed to do what they are good at" and "all that diversity stuff is just details and not really important."
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It has nothing to do with dinosaurs. Good taste doesn't go out of style
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I have an ego the size of a small planet, but I'm not _always_ right ....
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Which mindset is right? Mine, of course. People who disagree with me are by definition crazy. (Until I change my mind, when they can suddenly become upstanding citizens. I'm flexible, and not black-and-white.)
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I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
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I think Leopard is a much better system than Windows Vista … but OS X in some ways is actually worse than Windows to program for. Their file system is complete and utter crap, which is scary.
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Me, I just don't care about proprietary software. It's not 'evil' or 'immoral,' it just doesn't matter. I think that Open Source can do better, and I'm willing to put my money where my mouth is by working on Open Source, but it's not a crusade – it's just a superior way of working together and generating code.
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There are 'extremists' in the free software world, but that's one major reason why I don't call what I do 'free software' any more. I don't want to be associated with the people for whom it's about exclusion and hatred.
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Do you pine for the nice days of minix-1.1, when men were men and wrote their own device drivers?…I can (well, almost) hear you asking yourselves 'why?'. Hurd will be out in a year (or two, or next month, who knows), and I've already got minix.
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Dijkstra probably hates me.
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The fact that ACPI was designed by a group of monkeys high on LSD, and is some of the worst designs in the industry obviously makes running it at any point pretty damn ugly.
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Standards are paper. I use paper to wipe my butt every day. That's how much that paper is worth.
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Those that can, do. Those that can't, complain.
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And what's the Internet without the rick-roll?
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My name is Linus Torvalds and I am your god.
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Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen an angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100 mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had.