Andy Milonakis Quotes
I'm going to do a lot of weird stuff that's not going to be like me prancing around like an insane 12-year-old. I showed everybody that side of me and I think it's time to do different stuff, even when it comes down to the type of humor. I want to do some drier, weirder stuff.

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Whatever our creed, we stand with admiration before the sublime character of Jesus.
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Healthy is in the eye of the beholder.
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The fact is that people are good, Give people affection and security, and they will give affection and be secure in their feelings and their behavior.
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Being a model, you're always the product of somebody else's vision.
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All writers are the same - they forget a thousand good reviews and remember one bad one.
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I pass by that it is very culpable to be facetious in obscene and smutty matters.
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My greatest aspiration was always to live in the tropics.
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Each of us have things and thoughts and descriptions of an amazing universe in our possession that kings in the 17th Century would have gone to war to possess.
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There's no handbook for parenting. So you walk a very fine line as a parent because you are civilizing these raw things. They will tip the coffee over and finger-paint on the table. At some point, you have to say, 'We're gonna have to clean that up because you don't paint with coffee on a table.'
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I feel like an alien. I feel people don't like me. People behaved strangely after 'Rockstar.'
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It is my hope that I will be able to work with legislative leaders on both sides of the aisle and Gov. Hickenlooper to find a solution to fix our ailing pension system.
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I am Patrick, a sinner, most uncultivated and least of all the faithful and despised in the eyes of many.
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I've lived in New York for 40 years. I came right after college.
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Mister Cee's a legend, man.
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A lot of hard work goes into making a film. It's not all fun time, as people tend to think. There are always stereotypes attached to every profession, but I found out this industry breaks them all.
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Dave thought he was bigger than Van Halen the band. So there was this catfight going on for 10 years.
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The best way to help the Latino community is to give back. I love giving back; I'm quiet about God and what I do, but we do a lot in the Dominican Republic.
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Don't overact the story of your name. Overact the story of your work.
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Like lots of women who marry young and find themselves mothers by the time they're 25, I felt I no longer had an identity.
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The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way.
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My parents come down to Los Angeles a lot.
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In Africa, you often see that the difference between a village where everybody eats and a village where people starve is government. One has a functioning government, and the other does not. Which is why it bothers me when I hear people say that government is the enemy. They don't understand its fundamental role.
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My work is a love for me; I'd do it for free, but don't tell my bosses.
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I'm going to do a lot of weird stuff that's not going to be like me prancing around like an insane 12-year-old. I showed everybody that side of me and I think it's time to do different stuff, even when it comes down to the type of humor. I want to do some drier, weirder stuff.