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I expose people to magic, I expose them to something they're never otherwise going to see in their boring normal lives.
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I wish people would shift that focus on to themselves and their own family and their own friends and just maybe spend a little more time on their home front. And not some distant planet that is me.
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We need to hack up the person responsible for this bad connection....hack him up in front of his children. We need to cut off his face and wear it and go on a really tightly budgeted shopping spree in stores that don't exist yet.
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I blinked and I cured my brain.
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Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber. (The TMZ Show)
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He Lenny Dykstra might be Nails, but I'm frickin' bayonets.
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I’m grandiose. Because I live a grandiose life. I’m not 'aw shucks' … because I'm gnarly. (The Howard Stern Show)
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Can't is the cancer of happen.
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I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee.
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...from some distant memory as she stood there before you.
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I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every second.
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I got magic and I got poetry in my fingertips.
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I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.
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I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
Charlie Sheen