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People that aren't special, people that don't have tiger blood and Adonis DNA (The Today Show)
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They're trying to destroy my family, so I take great umbrage with that. And defeat is not an option. They picked a fight with a warlock.
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I wish people would shift that focus on to themselves and their own family and their own friends and just maybe spend a little more time on their home front. And not some distant planet that is me.
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He Lenny Dykstra might be Nails, but I'm frickin' bayonets.
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We need to hack up the person responsible for this bad connection....hack him up in front of his children. We need to cut off his face and wear it and go on a really tightly budgeted shopping spree in stores that don't exist yet.
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I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
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I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.
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Can't is the cancer of happen.
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I’m grandiose. Because I live a grandiose life. I’m not 'aw shucks' … because I'm gnarly. (The Howard Stern Show)
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Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber. (The TMZ Show)
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I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee.
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I got magic and I got poetry in my fingertips.
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I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every second.
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...from some distant memory as she stood there before you.