Anthony Jeselnik Quotes
I loved Stephen Wright, and I loved Mitch Hedberg, but they seemed like geniuses you could never emulate. You'd just be ripping them off.
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I went back to Belfast and started a club, the Maritime. No one had thought about doing a blues club, so I was the first.
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I would say the larger the pool you have to select from, the more likely you are to find the most compatible person for you if you have the right algorithms working on your behalf.
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I don't know anyone on Wall Street who goes to work every day thinking of anything but how to increase their bonus.
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I'm annoying to be around because I keep twitching.
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If a country forgets where it came from, how will its people know who they are?
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Making movies is never going to get better than working on a Coen brothers project.
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You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it.
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The interpretation of dreams is a great art.
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There's nothing unclassy about being naked, if it's appropriate.
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However, the thought hit me that this was a pretty pathetic way to kick the bucket - being accidentally poisoned during a photo shoot, of all things - and I started weeping at the idiocy of it all.
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I was determined to be an actor and make a name in the industry, and hence, I did.
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My telephone manners were, well, offensive to some. As I lugged my cell around, yammering away, I noticed cold stares from passersby who viewed me as a kind of techno-terrorist, or at least incredibly rude.
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Anthropology is the science which tells us that people are the same the whole world over - except when they are different.
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For a successful revolution it is not enough that there is discontent. What is required is a profound and thorough conviction of the justice, necessity and importance of political and social rights.
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You're blinded by lights and you see all these people who come out, and it's exciting. It's scary and it's exciting all rolled into one.
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When I first got asked to run for the state Senate, I was asked by a number of legislators I had worked with, and I thanked them and declined.
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Sustainable South Bronx advocates for environmental justice through sustainable environmental and economic development projects.
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Upon the sacredness of property civilization itself depends-the right of the laborer to his hundred dollars in the savings bank, and equally the legal right of the millionaire to his millions.
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Rhythm and blues used to be called race music. … This music was going on for years, but nobody paid any attention to it.
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I always thought my family was so bizarre, so when people started coming up to me and saying, 'My family was exactly like yours,' I was completely knocked out.
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Because a child of one doubles its age after the passage of a single year, it can be said to be aging rapidly.
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The men and women who serve this great nation, whether they are stationed in Iraq, Fort Riley, or the Korean Peninsula, or they serve us at home as our community first responders, serve because they believe in America.
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So refusing to say you won't do something is the moral equivalent of doing.
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I loved Stephen Wright, and I loved Mitch Hedberg, but they seemed like geniuses you could never emulate. You'd just be ripping them off.
