Anthony Jeselnik Quotes
I loved Stephen Wright, and I loved Mitch Hedberg, but they seemed like geniuses you could never emulate. You'd just be ripping them off.
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I went back to Belfast and started a club, the Maritime. No one had thought about doing a blues club, so I was the first.
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I would say the larger the pool you have to select from, the more likely you are to find the most compatible person for you if you have the right algorithms working on your behalf.
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I don't know anyone on Wall Street who goes to work every day thinking of anything but how to increase their bonus.
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I'm annoying to be around because I keep twitching.
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If a country forgets where it came from, how will its people know who they are?
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You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it.
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The interpretation of dreams is a great art.
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There's nothing unclassy about being naked, if it's appropriate.
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However, the thought hit me that this was a pretty pathetic way to kick the bucket - being accidentally poisoned during a photo shoot, of all things - and I started weeping at the idiocy of it all.
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I was determined to be an actor and make a name in the industry, and hence, I did.
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My telephone manners were, well, offensive to some. As I lugged my cell around, yammering away, I noticed cold stares from passersby who viewed me as a kind of techno-terrorist, or at least incredibly rude.
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Anthropology is the science which tells us that people are the same the whole world over - except when they are different.
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You're blinded by lights and you see all these people who come out, and it's exciting. It's scary and it's exciting all rolled into one.
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When I first got asked to run for the state Senate, I was asked by a number of legislators I had worked with, and I thanked them and declined.
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Sustainable South Bronx advocates for environmental justice through sustainable environmental and economic development projects.
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Upon the sacredness of property civilization itself depends-the right of the laborer to his hundred dollars in the savings bank, and equally the legal right of the millionaire to his millions.
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Rhythm and blues used to be called race music. … This music was going on for years, but nobody paid any attention to it.
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In the long-run the workman may be as necessary to his master as his master is to him, but the necessity is not so immediate.
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And so, it's not a thing of how many carries, but were you effective when you did carry.
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My wife and I have a perfect understanding. I don't try to run her life, and I don't try to run mine.
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You're more likely to finish a book you enjoy, than one that feels like literary drudgery.
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The fact that I am interrupting serious work to answer these questions proves that I am so stupid that I should be penalized severely. I will be. Don't worry.
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In the maxims of the law, God is seen as the rewarder of perfect righteousness and the avenger of sin. But in Christ, His face shines out, full of grace and gentleness to poor, unworthy sinners.
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I loved Stephen Wright, and I loved Mitch Hedberg, but they seemed like geniuses you could never emulate. You'd just be ripping them off.
