Anthony Jeselnik Quotes
I loved Stephen Wright, and I loved Mitch Hedberg, but they seemed like geniuses you could never emulate. You'd just be ripping them off.
Anthony Jeselnik
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The interpretation of dreams is a great art.
Paracelsus
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There's nothing unclassy about being naked, if it's appropriate.
Danica McKellar
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However, the thought hit me that this was a pretty pathetic way to kick the bucket - being accidentally poisoned during a photo shoot, of all things - and I started weeping at the idiocy of it all.
Lara St. John
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I was determined to be an actor and make a name in the industry, and hence, I did.
Nawazuddin Siddiqui
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My telephone manners were, well, offensive to some. As I lugged my cell around, yammering away, I noticed cold stares from passersby who viewed me as a kind of techno-terrorist, or at least incredibly rude.
Kara Swisher
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Anthropology is the science which tells us that people are the same the whole world over - except when they are different.
Nancy Banks Smith
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The fundamental question Juvenile Court was designed to ask - What's the best way to deal with this individual kid? - is often lost in the process, replaced by a point system that opens the door, or locks it, depending on the qualities of the crime, not the child.
Edward Humes
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That feeling of being 19 or 20 and 'hot' in Hollywood was so intense.
Elizabeth McGovern
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What, indeed, does not that word "cheerfulness" imply? It means a contented spirit, it means a pure heart, it means a kind and loving disposition; it means humility and charity; it means a generous appreciation of others, and a modest opinion of self.
William Makepeace Thackeray
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Everytime you put an album out with any producer you do the same thing.
Robert Fitzgerald Diggs
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I loved Stephen Wright, and I loved Mitch Hedberg, but they seemed like geniuses you could never emulate. You'd just be ripping them off.
Anthony Jeselnik