April Winchell Quotes
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I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.
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Out came Ms. Hilton in a Juicy track suit, chattering away like a gibbon on her jewel-encrusted cell phone. It was like magic, if magic were like a extra-strength laxative.
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I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do.
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There's no point in waiting. You just don't know how much time you have or what fate is going to hand you. So say it now, buy it now, go there now.
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Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?
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Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.
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I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.
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The theme of the party was Neverland Ranch, so guests were asked to come as anyone or anything associated with Michael Jackson. It was all very disturbing.
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Your body is a temple, whether you're a Jew or not.
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I've been pretty sick for quite a while. Between the hideous diet, the radiation and the effects of being off my medication, I've been in a bad way.
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Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.
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I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.
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Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I'm not sure why I'm so disoriented this time. It could be due to the amount of chocolate and french fries I've eaten in the last two and a half weeks.
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I always like to get local music when I'm in another country.
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I never have anything to talk about.
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Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.
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I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.
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I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.
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I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.
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My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out.