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She's generous to a fault - if it's her own.
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Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.
Arthur Baer
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Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
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If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.
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It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.
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If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
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She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.
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A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.
Arthur Baer
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A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
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The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.
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His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
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A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
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It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.
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His head was full of larceny, but his feet were honest.
Arthur Baer