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I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem.
Matthew Shafer -
Kids today look at me like I'm Neil Young.
Matthew Shafer
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Well, it's great that critics are comparing
Matthew Shafer -
I am a dog that loves my fleas.
Matthew Shafer -
You make me smile like the sun, fall out bed, sing like a bird, dizzy in my head. Spin like a record crazy on a sunday night. You make me dance like a fool, forget how to breath, shine like the sun buzz like a bee, just the thought of you can drive me wild. Oh you make me smile.
Matthew Shafer -
I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates.
Matthew Shafer -
The only thing that kept me out of college was high school.
Matthew Shafer