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They're saying Arnold will get 95% of the vote. At least according to his brother, Jeb Schwarzenegger.
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President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up.
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I think mankind is overly sensitive, very needy, greedy, and flawed.
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I enjoyed retirement the right way... linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.
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Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.
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A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.
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I thought late-night was crowded... the format's repetitive.
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My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.'