Conan O'Brien Quotes
George Clooney says he's had sex with too many women to ever run for office. He was immediately made Prime Minister of Italy.

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Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included.
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Many women, sometime in their life, are going to get to a point where they have to admit infidelity.
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It's funny - I read that women look to chiseled-faced guys for one-night stands, and to round-faced guys for marriage. When I'm rounder in the face, I like to say, 'This is my long-term look.' Or 'This is my wife-and-kids look right here.'
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I am thrilled yet overwhelmed. There are so many great women athletes, some incredible performances.
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At the end of the day, I want to create collections that, although I am inspired by very creative women, I want my customer to walk away with a silhouette that she doesn't even know what collection it comes from. That it just lasts in her wardrobe and makes her feel strong and confident and hopefully happy.
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Most of Planned Parenthood's work focuses on health care for low-income women: things like screenings for breast cancer and diabetes, and family planning.
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I think I'd like to be one of those eccentric 80-year-old women.
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I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything.
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It's a taboo that comes back over and over, to suggest that women can feel divided - that you can love your child and want to do everything for it, and at the same time want to put it away from you and reclaim something of yourself.
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I've realized how important it is to have women in your life. You get to a certain age where you're like, 'I need women around.'
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I have no time for women who don't support other women. It's the ultimate compliment when a woman tells you that you look good.
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Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.
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It's not just in Hollywood that women run the risk of being passed by once they reach 50. It happens in real life, too.
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Fashion really is women's liberation in a lot of ways. Look at how many women in this country are depressed about how they look and how they think they have to look! It's really sad. And it's not about money.
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Sex is emotion in motion.
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I want to organize so that women see ourselves as people who are entitled to power, entitled to leadership.
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Those women with collagen lips just look like frogs - 'muffin mouths,' I call them. There's not a line on their brows, and all the emotion gone from their faces, like all those actresses in 'Desperate Housewives.'
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The latest research has revealed that women have a higher IQ than men.
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No one is more arrogant toward women, more aggressive or scornful, than the man who is anxious about his virility.
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I love life. I wish I could live another 500 years, truly. There is so much to do. I don't feel bitter or angry or disappointed. If anything, I am very grateful for where I come from. I have absolutely no regrets.
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels.
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I'll never be able to quantify how important 'Venus' was for me or my career. I ticked a huge box.
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George Clooney says he's had sex with too many women to ever run for office. He was immediately made Prime Minister of Italy.