Conan O'Brien Quotes

When it comes to being visionary in stealing, the Republicans do better than anybody. It's really something to see.

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• If we want to make a statement about a man's nature on the basis of his physiognomy, we must take everything into account; it is in his distress that a man is tested, for then his nature is revealed.

  

  Paracelsus
  • Nature
  • Want
  • Man

• The New Nordic diet originated in 2004, when the visionary chefs Rene Redzepi and Claus Meyer called a symposium of regional chefs to address the public's increasing consumption of processed foods, additives, highly refined grains, and mass-produced poultry and meat.

  

  Kate Christensen
  • Diet
  • Meat
  • Visionary

• I am shocked that Republicans can't explain why our technological and economic advantages are the result of sound monetary and economic policy.

  

  Jack Kemp
  • Economic
  • Policy
  • Republicans

• Poker is a game where you don't have to have the best hand to win. Poker is really reading other people and reading human emotion, which certainly comes into play in business.

  

  Charlie Ergen
  • People
  • Business
  • Game

• Cage of freedom, that's our prison; we're the jailer and captive combined Cage of freedom, cast in power; all the trappings of our own design. Blind ambition, steals our reason; we're soon behind those invisible bars On the inside, looking outside; to make it safer we double the guard.

  

  John Roy Anderson Yes
  • Power
  • Freedom
  • Design

• Stealing to eat ain’t criminal—stealing to be rich is.

  

  Andrew Vachss
  • Rich
  • Greed
  • Stealing

• It was all because of his no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealinggreat-great-grandfather!

  

  Louis Sachar
  • Good
  • Great
  • Dirty

• When individuals get crowbars and start prying open doors to loot, they're not protesting. They're not making a statement. They're stealing. When they burn down a building, they're committing arson.

  

  Barack Obama
  • Doors
  • Stealing
  • Arson

• Tea Party Republicans, in an effort to kill the farm bill will stereotype and make racial comments about food stamps - which is a big element to the program.

  

  Eleanor Clift
  • Food
  • Party
  • Effort

• While 2013 will not see a major national election, we can be sure that most Republicans will obstruct and some Democrats will appease.

  

  Eliot Spitzer
  • Election
  • Republicans
  • Democrats

• He who eats in idleness that which he himself has not earned, steals it; and a capitalist whom the state pays for doing nothing differs little in my eyes from a brigand, who lives at the expense of passers-by.

  

  Jean-Jacques Rousseau
  • Eyes
  • Eye
  • Stealing

• Arnold Schwarzenegger is in trouble after tapes surfaced of him saying negative things about other Republicans. Actually the Schwarzenegger tapes surfaced last year, but they weren't deciphered until this week.

  

  Conan O'Brien
  • Trouble
  • Republicans
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger

• The Democracy of to-day hold the liberty of one man to be absolutely nothing, when in conflict with another mans right of property. Republicans, on the contrary, are for both the man and the dollar; but in cases of conflict, the man before the dollar.

  

  Abraham Lincoln
  • Democracy
  • Liberty
  • Republicans

• Of all men the drunkard is the foulest. The thief when he is not stealing is like another. The extortioner does not practice in the home. The murderer when he is at home can wash his hands. But the drunkard stinks and vomits in this own bed and dissolves his organs in alcohol.

  

  Ernest Hemingway
  • Men
  • Home
  • Alcohol

• In illness words seem to possess a mystic quality.

  

  Virginia Woolf
  • Quality
  • Seems
  • Illness

• If we steal a man's purse we are thieves. If we steal twelve hundred islands we are patriots. If you steal a man's money you will be sent to the penitentiary. If you steal his liberty you will be sent to the White House.

  

  William Jennings Bryan
  • Men
  • House
  • Liberty

• Exhaustion is the shortest way to equality and fraternity.

  

  Friedrich Nietzsche
  • Way
  • Equality
  • Exhaustion

• The morning steals upon the night, Melting the darkness.

  

  William Shakespeare
  • Night
  • Morning
  • Darkness

• Never explain yourself to anyone. The person who likes you will not need it. The person who dislikes it will not believe it.

  

  Ziad K. Abdelnour
  • Explain
  • Not Believe
  • Dislikes

• The various languages placed side by side show that with words it is never a question of truth, never a question of adequate expression; otherwise, there would not be so many languages. The 'thing in itself' (which is precisely what the pure truth, apart from any of its consequences, would be) is likewise something quite incomprehensible to the creator of language and something not in the least worth striving for.

  

  Friedrich Nietzsche
  • Consequences
  • Languages
  • Creator Of Language

• Museums are just a lot of lies, and the people who make art their business are mostly imposters. We have infected the pictures in museums with all our stupidities, all our mistakes, all our poverty of spirit. We have turned them into petty and ridiculous things.

  

  Pablo Picasso
  • Spirit
  • Lies
  • Poverty

• Major Major had lied, and it was good. He was not really surprised that it was good, for he had observed that people who did lie were, on the whole, more resourceful and ambitious and successful than people who did not lie.

  

  Joseph Heller
  • Successful
  • Lying
  • Ambitious

• When it comes to being visionary in stealing, the Republicans do better than anybody. It's really something to see.

  

  Conan O'Brien
  • Stealing
  • Republicans
  • Visionary